You don’t celebrate Christmas if you are Muslim
True, if you're a Muslim you can pretend to celebrate Christmas to fool the infidels, but one thing Muslim heads of state can't do is take their wives on state visits to Muslim countries. How many times has the Teleprompter in Chief visited a Muslim country and taken the First Lady with him? Zero, and whether he's in office 4 years or 8 years or some other period of time, it'll never happen.
In order to believe Zero is a muslim, you have to say he believes there is a power greater than himself. I think it is more likely Zero is an atheist.
I'll bet there are prayer rugs on Air Force One.
yeah...that’s what I thought.