The same priest with ELaine and Puddy.
Priest-”Often times in cases of interfaith marriages...”
Elaine-”Whoa. No one’s gettin’ married here. We’re just...having a good time.”
Priest-”Oh. Well, it’s easy then. You’re both going to hell.”
Puddy-”No way man. This is bogus!”
Elaine-”Aww, don’t worry. It’ll only seem like an eternity.” Makes devil horns. “Ahhhhhhhhh.”
Priest does the same and laughs.
Elaine: So is it a problem that I’m not really religious?
Puddy: Not for me. I’m not the one going to hell.
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Puddy: Thou shalt not steal.
Elaine: Oh, but it’s ok for me (to steal the neighbor’s newspaper)?
Puddy: What do you care, you know where you’re going.