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To: earlJam

The same priest with ELaine and Puddy.

Priest-”Often times in cases of interfaith marriages...”

Elaine-”Whoa. No one’s gettin’ married here. We’re just...having a good time.”

Priest-”Oh. Well, it’s easy then. You’re both going to hell.”

Puddy-”No way man. This is bogus!”

Elaine-”Aww, don’t worry. It’ll only seem like an eternity.” Makes devil horns. “Ahhhhhhhhh.”
Priest does the same and laughs.


36 posted on 12/23/2009 10:00:17 AM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: ReneeLynn

Elaine: So is it a problem that I’m not really religious?

Puddy: Not for me. I’m not the one going to hell.

***************

Puddy: Thou shalt not steal.

Elaine: Oh, but it’s ok for me (to steal the neighbor’s newspaper)?

Puddy: What do you care, you know where you’re going.


41 posted on 12/23/2009 10:16:11 AM PST by earlJam
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