In the Pantheon of Really Lame Posts, they are building an altar to your #4.
Hey guy, you can kneel the the altar of Beck and take everything he says as gospel truth all you like, but I’m just telling you, he didn’t talk to “the White House”. I’m willing to bet that red phone couldn’t order you a Papa John’s special, much less get a call from the White House. It’s an ACT! Come on, wake up brother!