[IrishCatholic]

“What do you think about pitbulls?”

Depends if they are Catholic-

Or they want to secede from the rest of all dogs-

Or they believe the leash law is statist jack booted rule-

Or whether they believe God created dogs or rather they evolved from really tough gerbils like all right minded dog lovers-

Or they think Romney loves dogs or hates dogs and whether Palin is the one to shoot them from circling helicopters.

Pit bulls is a mighty complex question, partner.

[Flycatcher]

Pit bulls is a mighty complex question, partner.

Indeed. I'm waiting for my $10 million congressional earmark to look into it...

[ReignOfError]

I’m still waiting for the AKC papers proving that the pit bull was born in the US.