Tell me something I don't know.
You don't know that I am watching you right now, taking a bath, with my night-vision scope and portable videocam with satellite-uplink, while hanging by a metal strand from your oak tree like Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible, only Tom didn't sell his video captures to HotMILFHousewives.com for $4.95 a minute.
You didn't know that.