Posted on 12/07/2009 9:44:50 AM PST by caddystacks
Tiger could always go on Maury “You ARE the Father!” Povich’s show!
KRAMER: And she doesn’t know anything about this?
JERRY: No, not a thing.
KRAMER: Well, Jerry, we have a little surprise for you! Come on out, Celia!
CELIA: What kind of a sick twisted creep are you?
JERRY: What is this? What is she doing here?
KRAMER: It’s the new format. Scandals and Animals.
“Help me, Oprah Winfrey! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off of me!”
Itll never happen!!
...Certainly not with Elin next to him.
My wife says what creeps her out as much or more than the “acts”, is the pillow talk. Tiger mentioning how he’s not happy at home, texting the girls, sharing his woes with them.
No, Tiger’s world as he knew it is gone. He better figure out how he wants to go on as Tiger-Mach II.
only rational motivation I can see here is that his major sponsors said do this and maybe he keeps the contracts.
He must have so much money, though, he could just let them all go. I see little point in this behavior.
time for a beer at the whitehouse:)
Indeed! That about sums it up.
Oh good grief. I am a huge Tiger golf fan. He just needs to STFU about his private life. He never has before and should not start now.
well for starters, yeah
Speaking from the female perspective, why would his wife want to humiliate herself that way?
I told a friend at lunch that he would claim sex addiction...
I see a Jerry Springer Show episode in this.
ah yes, going public. it worked well for Elliot Spitzer.
Must miss TV
Sorry, it's 100% FUBAR.
I agree wholeheartedly.
This is like when Mark sanford would not shut the hell up about his squeeze.
Tiger Woods is the next Marvin Gaye. With a little bit of champagne and some candles, this could be the sexiest slow jam of this year. C’mon baby... take your name off my call phone. You gotta do this for me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE6xFPUuMiQ&feature=popular
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