[Billie]

LOL! I love Maxine. Here's an email I got a couple of weeks ago (which some may have seen), but it's so cute and funny, I'm posting it anyway. :)

PRESIDENT IN 2012

Here we are, already discussing the future President of
the United States, beginning with the Year 2012.

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for
President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have
a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady
who has just about every answer to assist in helping us
to solve our problems.

PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!


Very eloquently put...........don't you think?

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• Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car.. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......
  
  
• Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
  
  
• Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
  
  
• Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."
  
  
• Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
  
  
• "The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."
  
  
• "To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
  
  
• "Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?" (Now that's scary!)
  
  
• "Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."
  
  
• "After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead.."

If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within
the next five minutes, nothing will happen..but you'll rob
them of a whole bunch of much-needed laughter.

[jaycee]

Love it, Billie!!

[WayzataJOHNN]

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Now talk about a dynamic leader, and so clearly the best candidate with a uncluttered view of life.

[JustAmy]

I have several new Maxines .... you will see them in the future.

You have mail! LOL

[MEG33]

Maxine is terrific...LOL