I going to root through my neighbors garbage and determine what they ate for Thanksgiving. My current theory is that they did not deep fry the turkey, prefer white to dark meat (possible racists) and used canned cranberry sauce. I will apply for a large gub'mint grant to fully study the evidence.
Perhaps they made their own cranberry sauce!! truly exciting but sad because they are turkey meat racists.
next I'll study how this all relates to the Giants taking a beating
Pass that last drumstick please.