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Caption the Jackass pardoning a turkey

Posted on 11/25/2009 10:10:10 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen
"This is my brother!"
61 posted on 11/25/2009 2:12:20 PM PST by IbJensen (America being militarily and economically strong isn't enough: We must be morally strong!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Obama: "There, there now nice birdie.... I'm just gonna pet you, I'm not going to hurt you...." Turkey: "Good Grief! Even I have more common sense than this guy, and I have a brain the size of a pea!"
62 posted on 11/25/2009 2:23:42 PM PST by Snoopy88 ("The swiftest way for evil to grow is when the good do nothing" -Edmund Burke)
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To: Lucky9teen

Obummuh's "Killer Rabbit" moment?

63 posted on 11/25/2009 2:30:00 PM PST by mikrofon (Carter redux)
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To: Lucky9teen

"and without a teleprompter!"

64 posted on 11/25/2009 2:37:36 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: mom4melody
The little girl looks afraid of the turkey.

Her dad? So are we.
65 posted on 11/25/2009 4:45:07 PM PST by Dewey Revoltnow
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To: Lucky9teen

"I'd like to announce my SECOND state dinner this week, with the distinguished representative of Turkey here..."

66 posted on 11/25/2009 6:05:34 PM PST by mikrofon ("Whaddya mean we can't eat him?")
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To: Lucky9teen
"First the good news, bro. Your death sentence is commuted. The bad news is that 123 virgin female turkeys were eagerly waiting your arrival in Paradise."

Leni

67 posted on 11/25/2009 6:19:47 PM PST by MinuteGal (Bill O'Reilly: 9/8/09: "Communism is not a threat to us anymore"-10/20/09: "Obama is not a Marxist")
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To: Wee-Weed Up
Notice how Obama is stepping away from the Turkey in the first picture. The leader of the most powerful military in the world is afraid of a turkey.

I used to help a freind of mine kill and clean 20-30 turkeys / year at Thanksgiving time. They can be nasty @$$ birds, not as nasty as Geese, but still pretty mean.

BTW I still think he is a wuss, but just not for this.

68 posted on 11/30/2009 7:12:33 AM PST by verga (I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
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