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To: John Leland 1789; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; JoeProBono; Lucky9teen
GEORGE: Yes, I, uh, I need to return this book.

CASHIER: (Puts the book's code into the computer) I'm sorry, we can't take this book back.

GEORGE: Why not?

CASHIER: It's been flagged.

GEORGE: (Confused) Flagged?

CASHIER: It's been in the bathroom.

GEORGE: It says that on the computer?

CASHIER: Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books.

GEORGE: (Outraged. Leaving) Well, you just lost a lot of business! Because I love to read!

< /seinfeld >

13 posted on 11/24/2009 8:23:06 AM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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14 posted on 11/24/2009 8:57:12 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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