[Logic n' Reason]

I think a lot of these “facts” will sound laughable 100 years from now.

I will be long long gone well before 100 years passes.

However, after my body is dead, "I" will know the truth about these statements.

And...if you'll send me at least $1,000 in unmarked bills, I'll come back and whisper the answers in your ear!!

[RaceBannon]

I dont know if I would come back, but I sure would promise I would for all that cash! :)