[Darren McCarty]

The Beer Fuehrer

This curmudgeonly gentlemen will declare he would rather guzzle urine than drink what he considers “bad beer.” And by bad he means any beer that comes in a can, has commercials on television, or has been heard of by more than fifty people. He can only pity the poor fools who sit in bars drinking the swill disgorged by the vast corporate vats, when they could be drinking swill produced in much smaller ones.

That hits too close to home.

Now I need a bottle of Bell's.

[Trailerpark Badass]

And by bad he means any beer that comes in a can

I thought cans were the newest cutting edge "innovation" to the craft beer world, because they protect the beer better than bottles?