Have you spread your germs today?
1 posted on
10/31/2009 7:46:35 AM PDT by
Dysart
To: SunkenCiv
ping
2 posted on
10/31/2009 7:48:30 AM PDT by
Perdogg
(Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
To: Dysart
They discovered the Cytomegalovirus centuries ago and developed the kiss as a preventative. Got it.
3 posted on
10/31/2009 7:53:37 AM PDT by
raybbr
(It's going to get a lot worse now that the anchor babies are voting!)
To: Dysart
Another scientifically illiterate story. “Kissing was developed...” (Oh? by whom?) is not how it works. The theory (and it is a theory) is that certain behaviors (or traits) favor survival and reproduction, resulting in a larger population of people with those behaviors (or traits).
5 posted on
10/31/2009 7:57:24 AM PDT by
La Lydia
To: Dysart
gosh, if this is true, then the french should be pretty much immune to EVERYTHING!
7 posted on
10/31/2009 8:22:45 AM PDT by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: Dysart
Previously scientists have claimed that kissing acts as a form of evolutionary quality control, with saliva holding clues to fertility, health and genes. Or...just maybe....to find out if you're a lousy kisser. Thus, probably lousy at other things, as well.
8 posted on
10/31/2009 8:22:45 AM PDT by
edpc
(Those Lefties just ain't right)
To: Dysart
Kissing was developed 'to spread germs'Duh....
.....Every kid knows kissing spreads COOTIES!
9 posted on
10/31/2009 8:23:11 AM PDT by
SteamShovel
(When hope trumps reality, there is no hope at all.)
To: Dysart
Just one question: Are there any other mammalian species plagued by this (or similar) viruses, against which an immunity could be developed by kissing?
I had always thought that it derived from the practice in most primitive cultures (lacking Cuisinarts) of feeding babies and invalids by pre-chewing the food and then transferring it to their mouths.
Regards,
To: Dysart
Kissing was developed ‘to spread germs’ Only if you do it right.
14 posted on
10/31/2009 6:00:59 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Dysart; SunkenCiv
Humphrey: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?
Pupils: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Humphrey: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: R - rubbing the clitoris, sir?
Humphrey: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir?
Humphrey: Good. Good. Well done, Wymer.
Pupil: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
Humphrey: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
Pupil: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
Humphrey: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. If only women understood, we do it all out of concern for their health.
19 posted on
11/03/2009 9:21:14 AM PST by
colorado tanker
(Mr. Flyingsaucerballoonboymediawhoreman - this Bud's for you!)
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