Halloween to me is a chance to empty out the scrap bag making costumes, gorge myself on the kid’s loot, and de-brain pumpkins. Nothing more.
And if you disagree with me, then you, sir, are worse than Hitler. /Gutfeld.
Oh yeah?
Well, then take THIS!
Go To Hell
[Alice Cooper]
For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you’ve enraged
You can go to Hell
For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
You can go to Hell
You’re something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
You’d poison a blind man’s dog and steal his cane
You’d gift wrap a leper
And mail him to your Aunt Jane
You’d even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane
You can go to Hell
You’re something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you’ve enraged
You can go to Hell
:)