Modern man had sex with Neanderthals

Telegraph ^ | 10-25-09 | Amy Willis

[Mojave]

[dangus]

Boom boom alackalacka boom boom,
Boom boom alackalacka BOOM boom...

[OpeEdMunkey]

Guilty. But I was really hammered.

[Berlin_Freeper]

with or without the makeup?

With Bill Clinton you have to cover all the possibilites!

[Richard Kimball]

para what?

[Randy Larsen]

WTF is that?

[OpeEdMunkey]

Typical Neanderthal woman circa 2009

I'm okay with that, as long as she doesn't talk.

[Dysart]

This is conclusive proof that primitive man had beer.

And primitive woman.

[big'ol_freeper]

Ok..so now we know where liberals came from.

[BobL]

Doesn’t surprise me a bit. Modern women have always preferred real men (i.e., the ones that can turn a wrench, that don’t wear their ‘feelings’ on their sleeve, and support America for what it stands for, rather than some alien party now running it).

It was probably no different in the stone age.

[Berlin_Freeper]

With or without the plastic surgery?

With Bill Clinton you never can tell unless you cover all the possibilities!

[ApplegateRanch]

The phenomenon is already seen in modern animals such as horses and zebras, and lions and tigers, but resulting offspring have always been infertile.

They always toss in this chestnut.

More apropos is the fact that nearly every bison [Family: Bovidae; Subfamily: Bovinae; Genus: Bison; species: bison] in the U.S. (Wind Cave National Park has the only genetically pure bison herd) carries cattle [Family: Bovidae; Subfamily: Bovinae; Genus: Bos; Species: B. primigenius; Subspecies: B. p. taurus, B. p. indicus] genes.

On top of that, though rare, mules and hinneys have been documented to have bred sucessfully.

[Wikipedia] The surviving species are the American bison, Bison bison (with two subspecies, the plains bison, Bison bison bison, and the wood bison, Bison bison athabascae), found in North America, and the European bison, or wisent (Bison bonasus), found in Europe and the Caucasus. While these species are usually grouped into their own genus, they are sometimes included in the closely related genus Bos,[1] together with cattle, gaur, kouprey and yaks, with which bison can interbreed.

[John W]

Just like the old days when some seemingly improbable news story would come out to help Clinton out of a jam.

Although, why The Telegraph or Amy Willis would want to help Steve Phillips out is beyond me.

[BenLurkin]

Be sure to wear these....

[Dysart]

Yes, I read that paragraph three times initially, thinking it was erroneous. Someone else here pointed it out earlier. I can see a journalist making the goof but a little surprised an editor didn’t, well, edit it.

[charles1252]

I thought Bill Clinton denied having sex with that woman.

[castlegreyskull]

So has someone had sex with Helen Thomas?

[razorback-bert]

I never did a Neanderthal, but one or two cro-magons are possible.

[crz]

And Obama is proof of it!

[Dysart]

HA. Creative humor with both a political and timely sports tie-in...excellent.