KRAMER: I'm tellin ya the pigman is alive. The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.< /seinfeld >Jerry: Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.
KRAMER: Oh. Jerry wake up to reality. It's military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.
George: I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!"
Jerry: Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. "Oo that little tail turns me on."
ELAINE GROANS AND HEADS FOR THE DOOR.
