Borrowed from http://schlockmercenary.com/ (forgive me, Howard, I had to share)
“Do you want to defuse some of the hysteria surrounding this particular strain of Type A Influenza? Let’s make fun of it with pig-related names. Here are a few I’ve collected, and a few I’ve contributed …
Hamthrax
Hogthrax
Spamthrax
Tuporkulosis
Porklio
Cowpox oh wait that’s real
Hogmumps
The Other Yellow Fever
Pigfluenza
Mad Sow Disease
Sowbola
Sowmonella
Spammonella
Bacon AIDS
Bacon Fever
Baconator oh wait that’s at Wendy’s
Whooping Oink
Oinking Pneumonia
Buboinking Pork
For you Star Wars fans:
Gamorreanorhea
And the end-of-the-world scenarios for the epidemic?
The Aporkalypse
Hognarok “
Piggie Pox