[Lakeshark]

I liked the trick or treaters, but there should be another one with Bambi taking candy from the kids' bags and promising to give it to those who are more deserving than them.........

Glad you could post some humor.

*Applauds*

[null and void]

Like this?

Or worse...:

Healthy Halloween Reverse Canvass (treat kids to Obama sticker)

[Darlin']

Right, and telling them they're just greedy or ungrateful even though they planned ahead, got costumes and behaved politely.

Sorta invokes an image of that slimey huckster scamming those kids in the insurance (?) company commercials. The ones with the pony, the bike and the toy truck, i.e., “That’s a piece of junk”, "You can't ride ...", "You didn't say a real pony".