We need to find a way to travel to other universes.
Just move all of the decent folk to a Universe where humans never existed and leave the socialists and islamists to each other throats.
If crazies ever arise in the new universe send them back “Home”.
Plus the alternate earth will have vast untapped deposits of oil and minerals and no indigenous folks there so the liberal attitude of “blame America for the rest of the world’s suffering” would never exist there.
Sounds like Paradise! I am sure God would want us to develop “Sliding Technology”
We could move Israel (Whole country and infrastructure including 10ft of topsoil so they have the holy land in the new universe)into a the same world or another one as then they wouldn’t have to deal withe crazy nutbags in the Middle east.
Mazeltoff!
(Of course this Multiple Universe stuff sounds like something off of Fringe)
I mean, when the universe splits, we personally branch off too. A copy of us goes down the good branch and a copy goes down the crappy branch. Why does this particular consciousness that is me always go down the crappy branch where, for instance, we were defiled with knowledge of the Clintons, Iran ended up with nukes and a Kenyan became president? That's a gross simplification, of course, but you get the idea.
No sirree, it's time for us to seize the bull by the horns and only steer ourselves down happy branches from here on, all the way to Utopia. No more rallies. No more voting. I'm just gonna take a short cut.