Just a slight difference between fantasizing, saying “I’d hit it,” and actually doing it, much of the time after plying the woman with booze and drugs, and other times just tossing her on a table and having his way. FReepers are the former, while your hero, Bloato Boozo, is the latter.
No moral equivalence there. But nice try.
The only satisfaction in this story is knowing that this fat, putrid bucket of “MONKEY SPUNK” is frying in HELL for eternity right now.