Who Will Replace David Letterman When He's Fired?

October 2, 2009 | self

[BlueStateBlues]

Since he won't get out of this one, he's toast. Who will replace him?

[FreeStateYank]

How anyone could willingly have sex with that man. [Shudders] He IS creepy.

My vote for replacement is Craig Ferguson- move him up and let someone else take a later time slot. [Don’t know if he’s CBS, though]

[Cringing Negativism Network]

“Oh please ....porking a willing employee isn’t a big deal.”

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Shouldn’t you have a sarcasm tag on that?

Of course it’s a big deal. Look up the word employee.

Boffing employees is pretty much sexual assault under color of organizational structure.

There is NOTHING ok about what he did.

[gargoyle]

...Seems like three strikes to the progressive party in one day. No public option, no olympics in the windy city, and Letterman’s monologues getting the same reaction as a dog that’s been showed a magic trick...

...Best part is Obama wiggling like a worm on a hot sidewalk...

...My advise to BHO, resign. Take Dave’s place, i don’t think it’s safe to go home. If you go back to to Chitcago, stay away from the railroad tracks...

[fieldmarshaldj]

Norm MacDonald, I didn’t know you posted on FR. ;-D

[supremedoctrine]

I think you just put it very well there.
BTW, how is Herbert Berghof?
I just had to go look up whether it was really you,
but UH died about 5 years ago.I didn’t want to ask
about Herbert because it would sound snarky, and he is surely no longer with us.
(I was once intending to go to HB Studio.)

[utahagen]

One freeper accused me of supporting Mitt Romney only because I am “from utah”. I realized the freeper thought my freeper name was a composite of “Utah Agen” instead of “Uta Hagen”!

[Oztrich Boy]

These clowns who are screaming sexual harrassment are missing the fact that the staffers he was screwing with need to complain. They haven’t and that’s the end of it.

There you go, using logic again.

[GOP_Lady]

But don’t smoke.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[GOP_Lady]

Do you say that to the Mrs.?

Oh, but according to you, she has to be “good,” huh?

Oh, but don’t smoke.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL