Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays.