[ConservativeStatement]

Starbucks business model has been one-upped.

[Billthedrill]

The, ah, "Grab 'n' Go".

Nope, not me. Too easy.

[CSM]

This makes me think of the “Starbucks” in “Idiocracy.”

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

They wouldn’t take my Starbucks card!

[a fool in paradise]

Want a quickilatte?

[6SJ7]

Five baristas are accused of engaging in prostitution at an Everett bikini espresso stand following a two-month undercover police investigation into complaints that the women were selling more than coffee.

Ten minutes collecting evidence. Two months enjoying the view. Not that I would blame them.

[Ramius]

I see no reason why these girls should have a prostitution rap on their records. It completely mis-represents what happened. Seems like a reasonably talented attorney could beat that charge.

[gathersnomoss]

Back in the day....Sunoco used to have bikini clad service personel washing my windshield in Maryland. Yeah.

[HamiltonJay]

That doesn’t sound like prostitution, at least what’s in the snippet, sounds more like operating a strip club without a license.

[BJClinton]

Investigators saw the women expose their crotches, lick whipped cream off their co-workers’ private parts and pose naked for pictures inside the Grab-n-Go Espresso stand on Broadway

They say that like it's a bad thing.