No Mao-shelle thread would be complete without his lovely photo of the 'fashion plate'.Mixaloti equitis
mehercle!
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
sed, ut scis,
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
ecce mulier Aethiops!
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius
clunibus profunde fartas esse
a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum.
o dominola mea, volo tecum congredi
pingereque picturam tui.
familiares mei me monebant
sed clunes istae libidinem in me concitant.
o! cutis rugosa glabraque!
dixistine te in meum vehiculum intrare velle?
in arbitrio tuo totus veni
quia non es mediocris adsecula.
vidi illam saltantem.
obliviscere igitur blanditiarum!
tantus sudor! tantus umor!
vehor quasi in curru quadrigarum!
taedet me in diurnis legendi
planas clunes gratiores iudicari.
rogate quoslibet Aethiopes: responsum erit
se libentius expletiores anteponere.
o consortes (quid est?) o consortes (quid est?)
habent amicae vestrae magnas clunes? (certe habent!)
hortamini igitur ut eas quatiant (ut quatiant!)
ut quatiant! (ut quatiant!)
ut quatiant illas clunes sanas!
domina mea exstat a tergo!
I certainly agree!
However, I did not see gluteous maximus anywhere.
But, but, but...rugosa glabraque????
I took it as an elective in the 40’s.....you can take that crap and shove it young man. you are impressing no one, or at least none of the old timers here.
No Mao-shelle thread would be complete without his lovely photo of the 'fashion plate'.Yo....what I don’t get are the blue shoes. I saw them in a nother photo closeup. I think her sense of style is tasteless. Medal of Honor’s mom was dressed better than Michelle. It’s a disgrace - not the tinest respect for the WH or First Lady of the former free world.