And as soon as someone in the real world gets a Harry Potter spell to work, I’m gonna be right there hollering as loud as you are.
Which is to say, I won’t be hollering.
You seem to be missing the point in the last couple posts. Ah well, that’s the danger of saying anything at all: being misunderstood.
Since you haven't shown up at my door begging me to have my way with you, we can safely assume the spells don't work yet. But I assure you I'm working on it.
Sometimes I stand by the door at Walmart and holler "Alohomora!"
It works every time and freaks people out because the doors DO open magically.