[mojitojoe]

some of the most breathtakingly beautiful scenery in America in the Flint Hills
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Um ok. I’ve been through there many times, we will have to agree to disagree about the most breathtakingly beautiful scenery in America, but whatever floats your boat.
4 seasons is a plus? Everything brown and dead in the winter, sloppy, muddy, snow. I’ll pass and take year round summer. Must be a reason people head to FL for vacation. Who head to Kansas for a dream vacation? Fresh vegetables? Do most of them come from Homestead, FLORIDA?
You can have your Beef, beef is so yawnnnnnnnn. I’ll take fish and lobster, it’s much healthier.
Short flight to any point in the US? Maine is not a short flight from Kansas so your use of the word anyplace falls flat on it’s face. We can be in the Bahamas in 30 minutes. I would bet the farm that you have never been in salt water and that you’re as *skeered* of sharks as you are of the thought of a military coup.

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Then by all means stay in Florida and away from here. We will just have to learn to get along without your august presence, but don't worry. We'll be fine. For my part I can honestly say that I've been to Florida 4 times in the last 10 years, and every time it was only long enough to get from the airport to the ship and back again and I don't anticipate any trips longer than that any time in the future. Ever. Given that then I'd say that the odds of us ever meeting up, even by accident, hover somwhere between zilch point shit and none.

So enjoy Florida and who knows? It may actually vote Republican again some day.