HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14 -16 boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad!
I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all that blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
LOL
Funny and cute .... thanks, JOHNN.
Loved that JOHNN!!!!