A driver is stuck in traffic. on US I-95.
Nothing is moving, not north not south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks what happened.
Terrosits have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barney Frank, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
They are asking for 10 million dollars or they will douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car to take up a donation.
The driver asks, On average what is everybody giving.
About a gallon.
Mrs. Hughes on marriage and love 7:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWrj9TaA0Mc
One of my favorite lines
I didn’t mean to be married this long, I just stuck around the last 10 years to piss him off