They look like dandelions.
Yes, they do look like dandelions (the spitting image of a neighbor and her niece on a bad hair day) - this is where magnetic cat hats come in. An unfortunate, but otherwise mostly harmless side effect of the miracle 24KW generators is wild hair. This especially annoys women who have allowed their hair to grow beyond a few millimeters.
Right now, we here at Cat Hat Inc. are ramping up our production of cat hats to meet the demand from the magic 24KW generators. As you may know magnetic cats play a large part in the successful and, I might add, safe operation of miracle 24KW generators.
People often ask where these cats come from, how do they become magnetic, and do we catnap them from their cosy people homes?
First, let lay to rest the totally false rumor that our cat hats are catnap victims. Definitely not! We have a very aggressive advertising campaign in place. We post our ads in places were cats are most likely to respond, and they do - in increasingly larger numbers. You may, if you were crawling around inside of some old barn seen our ads - or perhaps seen one in some alley way.
When the cat shows up at our facilities, they are fed, groomed, and purred up to the droll stage. From there the happy cat moves on to the cat magnetizer powered by miracle 24KW generators. When they emerge they realize they no longer have to lounge about in cramped quarters waiting for some bird or mouse to wander by - they are filled with new purpose and very pleased with themselves and the choice they made.
We then pack the newly magnetized kitties off to the miracle 24KW generator plants where they are installed by old world craftsmen, and then sold to the public. A little known fact about the generators is after a while the kitties become worn out and need to be replaced. When this happens, old world craftsmen make service calls and remove the tired kitties and replace them with fresh humming magnetic kitties.
What happens to the worn out cats, people ask? Don’t worry, be happy. They are fine, Since they can never be recharged to their original full magnetic power, we convert them into cat hats for homeowners use and prevention of the wild hair syndrome.