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How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)

Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges

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To: Borges

Q. How many radical lesbian feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. That’s not funny.


41 posted on 08/14/2009 7:33:02 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Borges

To proclaim that Democrats, Liberals, MSM are a bunch of Dem Watts ( i.e. Dimwits )...


42 posted on 08/14/2009 7:33:45 AM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: pnut22
Okay.


43 posted on 08/14/2009 7:34:10 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Borges
Aaargh I spelled Freepers wrong.

In the headline, no less.

44 posted on 08/14/2009 7:34:53 AM PDT by xjcsa (Currently shouting "I told you so" about Michael Steele on my profile page.)
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To: gratefulwharffratt

Already posted in 2000

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a38e913210e1f.htm


45 posted on 08/14/2009 7:35:04 AM PDT by boxerblues
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To: boxerblues

One to complain the link is invalid.


46 posted on 08/14/2009 7:35:54 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (When did it become the Democrat You-Shut-Up-And-Listen-To-Me Tour?)
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To: boxerblues

Dead link so it doesn’t count!


47 posted on 08/14/2009 7:36:14 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

4 to post the light bulb wasn’t born that way and can change with 2 stating they grew up with 1 or 2 light bulbs and he/she was obviously born that way.


48 posted on 08/14/2009 7:36:14 AM PDT by scripter ("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis)
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To: Haiku Guy
" And don't get me started about Compact Fluorescent Lamps! "

Yeah, the Mercury runeth over ( my cup runeth over ) ....
Talk about un intended consequence .... or did they intend that ?
49 posted on 08/14/2009 7:37:40 AM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: Borges

Also, there’s the Freeper who has to post a Helen Thomas picture, to sour as many meals as possible.


50 posted on 08/14/2009 7:38:46 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: Borges

oh crap it come up for me the first, now it wont work


51 posted on 08/14/2009 7:39:08 AM PDT by boxerblues
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To: boxerblues

you should have ‘rick-rolled’ us with that link...


52 posted on 08/14/2009 7:39:16 AM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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To: Borges
1 to point out that light bulbs disprove Darwinism.

3 to make comments about 'hugh' and 'series.'

1 to post "this is just another reason to homeschool."

4 to insist that the OP provide the "long-form" receipt for the light bulb purchase.

1 to refer to how he had to have light bulb removed at the emergency room (OK, this one is just Laz)

6 to post hilarious pictures of cats.


53 posted on 08/14/2009 7:39:43 AM PDT by Sloth (Irony: Freepers who call Ron Paul a "nut" but swallow all the birth certificate conspiracy crap.)
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To: Borges

5 to call the bulb a LINO (lightbulb in name only) and hope that Sarah Palin runs in 2012.


54 posted on 08/14/2009 7:39:43 AM PDT by joejm65
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To: Borges
One to post that it was only right that the old lightbulb burned out and that it deserved that fate because it was not a True Lightbulb.
55 posted on 08/14/2009 7:40:16 AM PDT by chimera
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To: Borges


56 posted on 08/14/2009 7:40:53 AM PDT by glock rocks (health care, gun safety and climate change are strawmen. It's all about CONTROL.)
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To: Borges

How many Freepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

TWO, but how do they get in there?


57 posted on 08/14/2009 7:40:55 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: Borges

How many people does it take to help Barney Frank put up a light bulb?

Answer: None. He can do it all by himself. However, it takes an entire emergency room to remove it.


58 posted on 08/14/2009 7:41:15 AM PDT by big black dog
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To: Borges

And one Freeper to talk about moose, and cheese.


59 posted on 08/14/2009 7:41:32 AM PDT by wbill
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To: Darlin'

Do you see anyone you know in these archetypes?


60 posted on 08/14/2009 7:41:54 AM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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