No. Aliens are monitoring our wind turbines because they find tasty birds to eat under them. Now that they have a taste for earth meat, if the supplies of available birds dry up, they'll move up to bigger game like the six billion hominids they've secretly been fattening up with corn syrup for the last 60 years in an attempt to make the meat nice and marbled.
And I for one welcome our new alien overlords. All Hail Alien overlords!
Of course, if this is just a photo shop hoax, I retract all of the above, and any conspiracy I might have referred to is of course completely untrue. Go on eating your corn syrup humans! Ignore my post! Mwaaahahaha!
Oops, I didn't meant to post that last bit. Go on with your lives and forget what you just read.
