[ctdonath2]

I was going to post that as the alternate answer.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Also, if spacetime is quantized, then Zeno's paradox is solved!

But now I have not excuse for why I wasn't able to get up to take the trash out.

[parsifal]

If you had, I would have said the answer was:

Two - one to climb the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

You were caught in a Schrodinger’s Cats 22 situation.

parsy, whose wave function has collapsed