Invite me and I will handle the pigs, I do hunt and love bacon, roasts, do a mean BBQ rig set and would be happy to aid you in your need! Of course you could just buy a small electric fence charger, rig a fence with a three wires between wooden posts and keep them out all together! (but what fun would that be?)
A poem is a picture done in words oft so sly
one misses the poet’s intent as they slide by
then one day they come home to roost with you
and then you understand, as they meant you too