I’d order a 64 oz Little King’s cream ale and I’d tell him to shove it up his butt because I don’t drink any more and if I did, I wouldn’t drink with racist bastards like him.
If I found the proper time and place I would ask him if he would like to
1. Repent
2. Full emersion in water in Jesus Name for the remission of sin
3. Receive the gift of the Holy Ghost with the evidence of speaking in other tongues!
Just like in the book of Acts 2:38
That’s it.