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To: JRandomFreeper; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...
KRYTEN stirs and, with some effort, raises his head from the table.

KRYTEN: Oh my goodness... Oooh... Oh my head... what happened to me? Damage control report. (He pulls a slip of paper from a slot in his chest and reads it.)

"Dehydration Level: 45.
Recall Of Previous Evening: 2.
Embarrasment Factor: 91.
Advised Repair Schedule: Reboot Startup disk, offline for 36 hours, and replace head."

Boy, what an evening.

The others stir and begin reluctantly to wake up.

KRYTEN: Is it just me, or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?
RIMMER: Kryten, it's called a hangover. Don't panic.
LISTER: On a mining ship, 3 million years into deep space, can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?
CAT: Hey, it's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone. It's the policewoman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand. (Holds up the offending items.)

7 posted on 07/26/2009 7:38:57 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 187 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: null and void
I laughed so hard I scared the dogs.

I had forgotten about that show. It's been ages since I've owned a TV.

/johnny

8 posted on 07/26/2009 7:42:05 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: null and void
I laughed so hard I scared the dogs.

I had forgotten about that show. It's been ages since I've owned a TV.

/johnny

9 posted on 07/26/2009 7:42:13 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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