“I want something fast and reliable.”
*picks up a Vista laptop*
“Oh no ma’am, you don’t want a broken product.”
Lauren: “Don’t worry, that’s why I keep a spare XP disc lying around”
A fire axe works just as well.
But then you have to buy another one.
“Too bad, Lauren, that XP disc came with the last computer you purchased and the license states it’s only good for that computer. Unfortunately, XP isn’t available at retail anymore, and Linux doesn’t work well with that laptop.”