I enjoyed a blogpost, the writer was getting ready for church and had to change her clothes due to being splattered with mud by a pig. When she got to church, she glanced in the mirror before going in, and she had honey on her cheek and mud on her ear. Great story, here is the link
http://coalcreekfarm.com/2008/08/theyre-pigs/
This one is good too
http://coalcreekfarm.com/2009/04/pigs-on-coal-creek-farm-and-im-not-referring-to-my-children/
And because weve been married so long and not because I speak with a mouth full of food all the time, he knew we had to go back home and turn the water off.<<<
A real married couple, LOL, no need to ask a lot of questions.
With Bill it was grease on his white shirts, never figured how he did it, without ever leaving the living room.
And do be sure to check the shoes....