[politicalmerc]

Have you ever really seen a “happy lesbian?” Those are the meanest, grouchiest, vilest people on earth. As my wife puts it: they need some . . . Oh nevermind. You get my drift.

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Let's just say one of my roommates is a lesbian and let it go at that, mmmm'K?

And as far as what your darling spouse says,

Spot on, ma'am...