*Fopr my cat, to the tune of “Felix the cat”*
Kearen the fat, the horrible horrible cat.
Whenever she gets in a snit, she bites an’ claws an’ whirls a bit.
Needless to say, I don’t get past the second part without Kearen Cat glaring and me with THAT look that says, “Just burst into flames, servant.”
Well, it’s not nice to call your cat fat, even if she is!
I’ve got a neighbor’s kids over to visit with the snake.