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| 7-16-2009
| Danae
Posted on 07/16/2009 6:55:39 PM PDT by Danae
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To: Darksheare
You could tell them interment is against your religion ... but then they might try to cremate you.
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posted on
08/04/2009 11:34:37 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(August 4, 2009: 219th Anniversary of the Coast Guard. (FReeper) SR Anoreth is my hero!)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
I just treated myself to a couple of Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies! Mmmmmm!
262
posted on
08/04/2009 12:02:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
To: Tax-chick
That would hurt just a little.
Guess I’ll have to invest in some form of ‘burn suit’ like they use in movie stunts.
263
posted on
08/04/2009 12:05:15 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: All
Afternoon, all. Busy day in the office. Not sure where all this stuff came from all of a sudden... this was supposed to be "kick back & take it easy" time.
Oh well...
264
posted on
08/04/2009 12:40:32 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Neda Agha-Soltan - one victim of murderous regime)
To: sionnsar
265
posted on
08/04/2009 1:30:53 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
To: Tax-chick
GOOD DEAL!!!
fwiw, i remember those LONG AGO days/daze all too well.
it seems like my GRRLS were forever at the ER/sawbones office (BOTH were tomboys/athletes & usually had MORE than "skinned knees" = fwiw, field hockey is ROUGH!!!)
free dixie HUGS,sw
266
posted on
08/04/2009 2:23:42 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Thus saith The Lord of Hosts, LET MY PEOPLE GO.)
To: Monkey Face
HI, Face!!!
free dixie SMOOCH,sw
267
posted on
08/04/2009 2:29:00 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Thus saith The Lord of Hosts, LET MY PEOPLE GO.)
To: stand watie
268
posted on
08/04/2009 3:00:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
To: stand watie
"more likely, a 20.oo bill." That might seem like a mint to you, (and to me!), but to most hotel staffers, that would only be good for amuse-mint.
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posted on
08/04/2009 4:11:57 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Oh well. Forewarned is forearmed. I'm up to my elbows in forearms.)
To: Monkey Face
Hi. Made it back.
What a day! Nothing went as it should, though I am making progress...
270
posted on
08/04/2009 5:00:59 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Neda Agha-Soltan - one victim of murderous regime)
To: sionnsar
I’m going to try to put Frank to bed now. We’ll see how it goes ...
271
posted on
08/04/2009 5:27:57 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(August 4, 2009: 219th Anniversary of the Coast Guard. (FReeper) SR Anoreth is my hero!)
To: Tax-chick
272
posted on
08/04/2009 5:40:13 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Neda Agha-Soltan - one victim of murderous regime)
To: stand watie
Didn't understand until I put the years together. Came home a vet in '71? Not good timing there.
Or maybe I still don't understand.
273
posted on
08/04/2009 6:25:47 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Neda Agha-Soltan - one victim of murderous regime)
To: sionnsar
Guess everyone's gone. Machts nichts, I'll be gone soon enough myself.
Tomorrow or whenever y'all.
274
posted on
08/04/2009 7:17:00 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Neda Agha-Soltan - one victim of murderous regime)
To: sionnsar; stand watie; Monkey Face
"Came home a vet in '71? Not good timing there. Or maybe I still don't understand." Overanalysis. It's a joke.
This one is in the same category:
A newly appointed Indian Agent was interviewing people on the Reservation. He asked one individual what he had for breakfast.
"Eggs"
Then he asked about the method of preparing the eggs. Before the answer could be given, the conversation was interrupted by an emergency message requiring the Agent to immediately return to Washington.
Seven years later, the same Agent returned to the same Reservation. Again he wished to interact with the residents, but he also wanted to show that he had learned something about being an Indian Agent. He raised his hand in greeting and said "How!"
The individual responded, "Scrambled."
275
posted on
08/04/2009 7:23:07 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Oh well. Forewarned is forearmed. I'm up to my elbows in forearms.)
To: sionnsar
276
posted on
08/05/2009 2:43:29 AM PDT
by
HKMk23
(In the end, life contains only one tragedy: not to have been a saint.)
To: sionnsar
It didn’t work. We watched an episode of “Foyle’s War” and went to bed around 10 instead.
277
posted on
08/05/2009 3:54:12 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("And the rum is for all your good vices.")
To: Tax-chick
278
posted on
08/05/2009 3:57:16 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("And the rum is for all your good vices.")
To: Tax-chick
279
posted on
08/05/2009 6:19:15 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
To: Danae
Just tag every such thread with keyword “zot”.
280
posted on
08/05/2009 6:23:46 AM PDT
by
ctdonath2
(Your opinion is doubleplusungoodthinkful. You have been reported to flag@whitehouse.gov.)
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