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To: SunkenCiv

Once their divine leader, Obamathewhelpa the First, decreed that their biofuel, cocaine, had to include a 30% mix of ethanol created from maize to reduce flatulence, their civilization was doomed.

The massive amounts of maize required to make up the required ethanol led to a reduction in the amount of maize available as foodstuff and starvation occurred in the cities as peasant farmers in the mountain outlands began to hide and hoard their maize for self-preservation.

Huge granary cities such as Macchu Pichu were built as granaries and farming centers oriented to the sun’s growing cycle. There is no other viable reason for these cities in the clouds.

In the cities, the population were willing to give up their gold to the small invading army of amazed Spaniards for only their promise to take away the power of The ONE. You can’t eat gold, they reasoned, and elected Sarapetl as their new leader.

I know all this is true because the voices told me so


17 posted on 07/10/2009 7:23:25 AM PDT by wildbill ( The reason you're so jealous is that the voices talk only to me.)
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To: wildbill

If you wanna hang out you’ve got to take her out.


25 posted on 07/10/2009 9:36:58 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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