BAWAHAHAHA! Pikers! Bring on the sun!
For example, here is a list of state vegetable records set in last year's Alaska State Fair:
23-foot, 3 1/2-inch corn stalk
4.702-pound parsnip
1,019-pound pumpkin
17.195-pound yellow zucchini
67 1/8-inch long gourd
55.15-pound blue hubbard squash
21.530-pound bushel gourd
So you really did find your daughter in the cabbage patch! I thought my mom was kidding.
Really cute.