As Einstein postulated; the faster you move, the slower time passes. As you run to the bathroom, the trick is to approach the speed of light as closely as possible. If you’re lucky, you’ll arrive before you go...
We should colonize the moon with Robots and remote controlled mining equipment.
Use machines to strip mine the moon and turn the whole thing into a giant factory.
Maybe when we are done cover it in giant square mirrors and then we will have a giant disco ball like moon!
So I was running faster than the speed of light after Spanish class in high school...