[Lazamataz]

Well, *WE* had it tough. We used to live in a cardboard shoebox in the middle of the road! We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick the road clean with our tongues. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.

[Ditter]

After we all fell out of the tree, we moved under a bridge. We still live there in fact, but now we have basic cable and Internet access and it hasn't rained in so long that the mud has dried up and no mosquitoes to speak of. Things are pretty good actually.How about you?