To: JoeProBono
A 500 pound chicken—no surprise it didn’t last long once the Maori arrived.
To: Pearls Before Swine
wonder if they tasted like the colonel cooked them? finger likkin good!
3 posted on
07/02/2009 3:14:40 PM PDT by
madamemayhem
(there are only two places in the world: over here and over there.)
To: Pearls Before Swine
4 posted on
07/02/2009 3:15:28 PM PDT by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Pearls Before Swine
Yup, I’ll bet they tasted real good to the Maori’s, so much that, no matter how many they ate, they still wanted some Moa.
To: Pearls Before Swine
12 posted on
07/02/2009 3:28:51 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Pearls Before Swine; HerrBlucher
A 500 pound chicken—no surprise it didn’t last long once the Maori arrived. When they ran out, they took canoes looking for more.
When they reached a large group of islands, they were misunderstood, resulting in a war between them and the native islanders.
The islands were named in commemoration of the incident, because they kept saying, "you got sam moa? We want sam moa!"
20 posted on
07/02/2009 7:34:21 PM PDT by
ApplegateRanch
(The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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