[JoeProBono]

[Daffynition]

"How Much Urine Can a Healthy Bladder Hold?"

Depends

[pabianice]

Wait, wait; don’t tell me! From a tax-funded study costing $116M, right?

[TRY ONE]

This ought to be fun....I remember the time when I drunk X cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc. etc.

[a fool in paradise]

...if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Jeffrey_D.]

And now for something completely different ?????

[savedbygrace]

I can’t tell you how many 16 oz beer bottles I overflowed ‘back in the day’.

Loss of concentration at the critical moment, bummers.

[Star Traveler]

These days, with me, never enough... LOL...

[SoDak]

How Much Urine Can a Healthy Bladder Hold?

It'll hold the first 4 just fine, no problem. After that though, it only holds one bottle at a time.

[kidd]

2 cups comfortably.

Way, way more uncomfortably.

[cripplecreek]

I know it will hold at least one 64 oz Little Kings Cream Ale.

[keats5]

Good grief, everyone knows a human bladder can hold 2 cups of coffee.

[Vinnie]

Can your bladder hold more than a chihuahua’s?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TI1UOWS8g8

[Alex Murphy]

Let's find out. Drink up.

I'll tell you when you can stop.

[BJClinton]

How Much Urine Can a Healthy Bladder Hold?

Depends on how many beers I drink before halftime.

[mikrofon]

16 ounces, fine... More than that, urine trouble now!

[alarm rider]

Well, I don’t want to brag, but back in my younger days, they used to call me:

Race Horse

[RichInOC]

“Let’s...find...out.”

[MotleyGirl70]

JERRY I've had this condition since I was eleven! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it. Doctors have told me that when I feel it, the best thing to do is just release it. Otherwise, I could die.

SECURITY GUARD Well you're still not allowed.

JERRY Do you hear what I'm saying to you?! I'm telling you that if I don't go, I could die. Die. Is it worth dying for?

SECURITY GUARD That's up to you.

JERRY So you don't care if I die.

SECURITY GUARD What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility.

JERRY It was life and death.

SECURITY GUARD Uh huh.

JERRY Oh I'm lying. Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law.

SECURITY GUARD I don't know.

JERRY Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.

JERRY (C0NT'D) Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck.

SECURITY GUARD You can tell the police all about it.

[Lady Jag]

Also a lot depends on external pressures.