Your fellow Americans would rather hear about a dead, bleached-out, dancing, pedophile than a tall, skinny mulatto that's about to grab $1,800+/year out of their pockets.
Never fear, the mulatto will be back on full-time, prime-time, tomorrow.
That reminds me of a 1918 movie which is available on DVD called ‘Birth of a Nation’ It had a mulatto also. Its a must watch film. (black and white silent subtitled)