Someone should help him by rapidly removing the foreign objects from his face.
/johnny
Was in the garage with my pre-teen boy. Held up a pair of dykes (wire cutters, get your mind out of the gutter) and asked him if he knew what they were for. When he said “no,” I told him that if he came home with an earring or piercing I would knock him down, put my knee on his chest, and use them to pull the hardware out. He knew, after a second, I was kidding, but I think (I hope) I made my point.
Just approach this guy with a strong magnet and watch the fun begin...*LOL*