The company is delighted with the publicity, has stated they would have given the barrels away, but of course the local cops don’t have any real crimes to investigate so they’re doing the usual coffee & donut polka and locking the guy up.
Who is the victim? Anyone step forward to claim they were shock, surprised and *scared* by the big mean lookin’ monster?
I’ll bet it was some Raleigh cop on patrol who spilled his hot coffee in his lap.