You like this?
Oh, very much.
I did too, at the time, but I was drunk.
Posted on 06/16/2009 1:28:12 PM PDT by Dooderbutt
What sort of girl wants anything tatooed on her face? For that matter, what person wants that???????
Very simple..... a stupid, brain-dead person
No tattoo artist is going to just keep going and hope you will pay for the extra work.
If I was a tattoo artist I’d never tatoo anyone’s face. ...because it’s so stupid and looks ridiculous.
Well, on the plus side, it’s nice clean work...The guy that did it obviously has an eye for design.
No, you’d be short one. Obama said that there were 58 states.
I believe her father and she had agreed to her getting the 3 stars, but she ended up with the 56 instead. How does a tatoo artist mistake 3 stars for 56 stars?
You like this?
Oh, very much.
I did too, at the time, but I was drunk.
She needs the moon and three clovers on the other side of her face and we can call her “slutty charms”......
She probably placed her tattoo order through Earthlink or Dell Customer Service — and in India, “three” sounds a lot like “fifty-six”.
TATTOOED FREEPERS BAR & GRILLE and TRAILER PARK...PING!!
LOL!
Sexy ? NOT.
psst...Go Dolphins! ;)
That’s why I have a lower back tattoo.
(Not a mistake, I like it. It’s a patriotic tattoo. I got it several months after 9/11, when the flags that people had on their cars started disappearing. Patriotism should be permanent).
When I came home from Basic Training and Tech School, I had a tattoo on my left bicep. A Confederate Battle Flag with the word "Tennessee" underneath it. My mom saw it and asked about it. I told her that it was an iron on, and would wash off after a couple months. She said, "oh, okay," and was satisfied with the answer. After she left the room, my dad turns to me and says, "she's going to figure that out in about ten minutes. You better be someplace else when she does."
More about the Tennessee tattoo. People would ask, "Are you from Tennessee?" I would respond, "No, I just couldn't spell Mississippi."
I was at a Bill Cosby show at the Las Vegas Hilton with my uncle (he was Reebok CFO at the time). There were a ton of tv and movie stars there as part of a children's trust tennis tournament, and I was getting walked around and introduced to folks. John Forsythe was at the table next to us, and he saw the tattoo and asked "Are you from Tennessee?" I told him I was, and he asked "Which part?" I'm a smart ass and answered, "All of me!" He laughed, but the pretty, young model that was at the table with him didn't get it. He looked at her, smiled, and said "I'm not going to try to explain it to you."
Only what I’ve seen on TV :)
Wow. Great psychologist. He probably tells anorexics they are fat pigs.
He spoke the TRUTH.
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